I mean zero. Zip. Zilch. Same-ol' same-ol'. Haunted by Taylor Swift is the best song ever (actually that whole album.) Winter is so pretty. I saw six huge deer and a coyote today. And more than a little ice. I skiied my first black diamond. I wrote in my novel a whole lot. I read Graceling, which rocked (let's hear it for people with scary eyes!), and Pompeii, which sucked (all I caught was the word "ash" and a whole bunch of new swears.) I had an epic jiujitsu battle with my friend, which went on for like 15 minutes, got everyone in the place to watch the epic battle of the ninja teenagers, and ended with my nose bleeding (although I didn't tell her), and both me and her having had the breath knocked out of us, and STILL no victor. (Embarrassing- I was about to win at the end, I was about to get her back, and one of the guys (who teaches 30-year-old marines to fight) broke us up because he thought we were too violent! I was like Dude! We're teenage flippin girls! We're ruthless, sure, but we're indestructible! I laughed so hard after, cause he kept looking at us like he was scared we would come at him with, like, an ice pick or something.)
But, sticking to my resolution - I will post something relatively interesting today. Did you know about the Paul is Dead myth? Well, I didn't either until my Beatles-obsessed father dear showed me. Paul McCartney is an impostor! He died and was replaced with a clone in '66! (Visit ispauldead.com for the biggest bunch of hooey you've ever heard!) By the way, it's not true because I can ALWAYS tell people's voices apart, by the color. Even twins. But the other clues are really funny because it's so obvious they set them up after the rumor started. Oh, gotta love John Lennon for messing with fans' heads. Wait - how in the name of Calliope (the music goddess) can my computer think "Lennon" is a typo!? And "Beatles"? Really!? Jeezum. AHH! THEY THINK THAT'S WRONG TOO!!!
Speaking of the end of the world as we know it, only two years left until we all die! December 18, 2012, 8:00 PM. Tik, Tok............. (On the clock... but the party don't stop o-oh. Oh-oh wah OH! :)
Good Night!
Amme
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